Despite their large audiences, millions of followers, and esoteric slogans like "All the News That's Fit to Print," even our favorite news outlets aren't immune from making mistakes — specifically, publishing headlines so insanely out of touch, it's as if Scrooge McDuck wrote it with his own webbed feet.

From late billionaire Charlie Munger admonishing us peasants for complaining about the economy to wealthy Californians taking a page from the Mad Max franchise and insisting that "we're not all equal when it comes to water," here are 23 insanely out-of-touch headlines that somehow made it to print.